Post by Shae on Jun 24, 2009 22:12:54 GMT -5
Fake or Real Story: Fake
Once upon a time, their was a wee little guinea pig in a cottage at the top of a hill way up in the mountains. But the owner was going on a vacation like they do every year, except this one was different. They were going to be gone for a month leaving Lily, the guinea pig, with only one helper who came in to give Lily veggies once every day. Lily was not going to take this at all. "Oh no" thought Lily thinking of the trip. "I must not stay here alone with a human I don't know coming once a day to feed me!" she thought again... so she dug under all of the carefresh, and her owner walked in. Her owner could not fimd Lily since she was burrying under the carefresh, so her owner got scared and searched the house, saying "If I don't find him by the time we have to go, I wont go!!" Lily got so happy thinking "All I have to do now is burrow until they have to cancel and then pop out!" but then I thought "Then I'll have to skip veggies, and it's hard to breath down here!!! I must get out of here ASAP and not spook my owner!" So I hopped out and wheeked real loud as my owner ran over to the cage. She stopped and looked at me, then said to herself "How did you get in there? Where did you go?!?" Then she looked at the kicked up carefresh and added "Oh, I see..." I looked down sadly knowing she must leave now, she wont stay anymore. Wishing I could talk, I wheeked very loud and somehow squeezed through the cage bars and managed to sneak out of the cage. I ran and snuck all over, then she walked to the cage that I had left and said "You're under the carefresh again!" and scooped up it all. Then gasped and said "LILY GOT LOSE!!!! GET HER!!" I then bursted into the kitched through the doggy door and out the fence! I seen huge things going fastly along the whole place I was seeing. I seen some big things my owners called houses, and then the moving things my mom called Cars. These...cars, are very big and move fast, and if I was in one I'd go away forever! "Oh no, where am I?" I thought... then I turned around due to warm breath on my back. There stood an Alley Cat!! I ran to that fence and through that doggy door and into the kitchen faster than lightning. There right after me came the Alley Cat again, chasing me every step of the way. I wheeked real loud and the cat ran away. But then here came my owner, she picked me up and put me in the cage. She then left without a word. And packed her bags, gave me veggies, and went on her month vacation! I had no choice now. I layed my head down, shut my eyes, and then I heard my owner, she was back!! She said "I don't think I'm leaving Lily. Actually, make that, I'm not leaving Lily here. I feel to bad! Call and cancel the Guinea Pig Sitter, okay?"
I then went to sleep as happy as can be.
THE END
Once upon a time, their was a wee little guinea pig in a cottage at the top of a hill way up in the mountains. But the owner was going on a vacation like they do every year, except this one was different. They were going to be gone for a month leaving Lily, the guinea pig, with only one helper who came in to give Lily veggies once every day. Lily was not going to take this at all. "Oh no" thought Lily thinking of the trip. "I must not stay here alone with a human I don't know coming once a day to feed me!" she thought again... so she dug under all of the carefresh, and her owner walked in. Her owner could not fimd Lily since she was burrying under the carefresh, so her owner got scared and searched the house, saying "If I don't find him by the time we have to go, I wont go!!" Lily got so happy thinking "All I have to do now is burrow until they have to cancel and then pop out!" but then I thought "Then I'll have to skip veggies, and it's hard to breath down here!!! I must get out of here ASAP and not spook my owner!" So I hopped out and wheeked real loud as my owner ran over to the cage. She stopped and looked at me, then said to herself "How did you get in there? Where did you go?!?" Then she looked at the kicked up carefresh and added "Oh, I see..." I looked down sadly knowing she must leave now, she wont stay anymore. Wishing I could talk, I wheeked very loud and somehow squeezed through the cage bars and managed to sneak out of the cage. I ran and snuck all over, then she walked to the cage that I had left and said "You're under the carefresh again!" and scooped up it all. Then gasped and said "LILY GOT LOSE!!!! GET HER!!" I then bursted into the kitched through the doggy door and out the fence! I seen huge things going fastly along the whole place I was seeing. I seen some big things my owners called houses, and then the moving things my mom called Cars. These...cars, are very big and move fast, and if I was in one I'd go away forever! "Oh no, where am I?" I thought... then I turned around due to warm breath on my back. There stood an Alley Cat!! I ran to that fence and through that doggy door and into the kitchen faster than lightning. There right after me came the Alley Cat again, chasing me every step of the way. I wheeked real loud and the cat ran away. But then here came my owner, she picked me up and put me in the cage. She then left without a word. And packed her bags, gave me veggies, and went on her month vacation! I had no choice now. I layed my head down, shut my eyes, and then I heard my owner, she was back!! She said "I don't think I'm leaving Lily. Actually, make that, I'm not leaving Lily here. I feel to bad! Call and cancel the Guinea Pig Sitter, okay?"
I then went to sleep as happy as can be.
THE END